Los Angeles, CA (CNS) - Apparently, everyone in the entertainment industry can write a book. Bubbles the chimp, Michael Jackson's one-time prot�g�, is set to release a tell-all memoir about his time with the late music icon.

But before he can be heralded as a candidate for Mensa membership, the so-called memoir will just be a spoof, with publisher John Blake behind the book.

"Bubbles: My Secret Diary, From Swaziland to Neverland" will detail how he escaped from an awful childhood in a research facility when he was adopted by a "struggling young singer," according to U.K.'s The Telegraph.

The book will chronicle his career, which included his $2,000-a-day banana addiction, depression, romantic relationships, and his rivalry with "Tarzan" star Cheeta.

It will also feature how he dealt with the recent death of Jackson, who rescued him from a cancer research clinic in Texas in 1985 when he was just 3 years old.

Bubbles, who lived with the "Thriller" hitmaker for several years, was said to have become overly aggressive and was relocated to the Center for Great Apes in Florida. He was not invited to Jackson's funeral last month.

Meanwhile, his "rival" Cheeta's faux memoir, "Me Cheeta," is one of the 13 novels on the Booker Prize longlist.