There's a little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his
Drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy for you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I go to home only to find my wife was in bed
With the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."

no.2
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the Day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the Weight of an Eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the Trail." "You left Henry lying out there and carried the deer back!?!" "A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"