10 Husbands Later

On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative ;
he kept telling me how great it's going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services ;
he was never really sure how it was supposed to function,
but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services;
he said everything checked out diagnostically,
but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing;
even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer ;
he understood the basic process,
but wanted 3 years to:
research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration;
he thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product,
he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist;
all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a Gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector;
all he ever did was...
God I miss him!

But now that I've married you , I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're a Tax Man. .
This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

Happy Tax Day!